@PatriceLeopard at The Sober Valley Ranch

Just got a text from Patrice with an update. Turns out the 13th Step at the Sober Valley Ranch is just what she needed. She’s really eased into her role as Goddess which apparently involved a lot of filling of Charlie’s crack pipe, but if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, I say. Keep curing her WITH YOUR MIND, @CharlieSheen!