@PatriceLeopard Update!

As you know, when I left #rehab, Patrice stayed behind because she had a relapse. Well, while I was on vacation in Tahoe, things at the Kitty Ford Center broke down a bit. Sort of a Good News, Bad News thing.

Bad News first: Patrice busted out of #rehab! Well, at least that’s what she says. @DrDrew told me he’s stopped paying the $90k/mo and that even he’s had enough of Patrice. Anyway, he claims she was kicked out. He Said - She Said. Whatever.

Good News: As many of you already know, @CharlieSheen is my Nipaholics Anonymous Sponsor. He cures me with his MIND! I spoke to Charlie and he’s going to take in Patrice and CURE HER TOO!!!! Charlie says this is the 13th Step. The best part is that Charlie is down two Goddesses and Patrice can just slip right in. That’s what we call winning-winning!

What a generous guy Charlie is! More on this later!