CaptionCat in POST-HAB

Day 1 back in the real world and it’s a little strange, but it’s good to be back. The Gingers pretended they didn’t mess with my toys while I was gone, but I know it’s a lie. Whatevs, I’m even glad to see @MarleyKatz.

Today I went to my first MEETING, which was totally AWESOME and I totally DOMINATED. Frankly, it was just a love-fest. As you can see, though, it was a little crowded, and I may have to find a new meeting:

But I'm burying the lede: @CharlieSheen has agreed to be my SPONSOR! That’s right: the wisdom, the wit and the wasted, not to mention all that Tiger Blood. Also, if things start getting rough, I can go live with Charlie at the #SoberValleyLodge and be one of his goddesses. And if things start heading south he can cure me with his MIND… How AWESOME is that?