CaptionCat in #REHAB: Day 20

POST-HAB

Twenty days in The Hole, yo!

What an adventure it’s been here at #rehab. When @MarleyKatz and @DrDrew and @KanyeWest convinced me to come here at my #Twintervention (after a LONG nip-binge), I was understandably nervous, but The Kitty Ford Center turned out to be the best thing ever! The spa! The salon! The gym! The accommodations! The pools! The noms! Who knew life was so delightful in #rehab?

While I was here, I met more than a few VIK (Very Interesting Kittehs) like my roommate, Ivan. We also saw some sad cases and some seriously burnt-out kittehs. We looked at the kinds of things that will get you into #rehab. We met my doctors and councillors who are #HardButFair. I learned to Just Say No, and be Over the Influence.

After really finding her groove here at #rehab, @PatriceLeopard had a relapse. She will be staying a few more weeks. Who am I to judge, I got BUSTED for my #ContabandiPhone and fell in with the Russian Mob, which doesn’t exist anyway.

Most importantly, I totally DOMINATED group therapy and also broke @LindsayLohan’s record for Fastest 12 Steps. Eat my dust, LiLo.

Like I said, what an adventure! So remember:

Wherever I go…

Whatever I do…

I will DOMINATE.

#SoLetItBeWritten

#SoLetItBeDone