CaptionCat in #REHAB: Day 15

One day at a time, one step every day. That’s how I roll.

Here we are, the final Step. Number 12! While is took @LindsayLohan 15.23 days to set her 12-Stepping record, I blew right past her and finished in 13.78 days. Just more proof of how I DOMINATED rehab, which is pretty awesome.

Here is is, Step 12:

1. We admitted we were powerless over catnip — that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Autofeeder (blessed be its name).
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to The Autofeeder (blessed be its name), to ourselves and to other kittehs the exact nature of our moral inventory.
6. Were entirely ready to have The Autofeeder (blessed be Its name) remove all these defects of character
7. Humbly asked The Autofeeder (Blessed be it’s name) to remove our shortcomings
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it
11. Sought to improve our conscious contact with the Autofeeder asking only for knowledge of It’s will for us and the power to carry that out
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs

Yes, dear Tumblroofies, I have had a spiritual awakening. My path towards #WorldDomination is clearer than ever. I have humbled myself to the Autofeeder (blessed be Its name). Spiritual Awakening? Check.

So there it is! 12 Steps in under 14 days. Thank you all so much for you support and I promise that once I get out I will be even more DOMINATING than ever!

Now who’s got the ‘nip? LOLJK!