CaptionCat in #REHAB: Day 15

Almost there! Just one more step!

Morning Tumblrectors! Well, today is the day I break @LindsayLohan’s record of 12 Steps in 15.23 days. I was hoping to go a Step A Day and do it in 12, but the steak noms and corn on the cob on July 4th put me down to the ground and the fireworks left me hiding in the cabinet, so I had to skip a day. I’m still going to cruise by her comfortably.

Eat my dust LiLo.

Many kittehs be buggin’ about when I’ll be getting out. Soon, my pretties, soon. @DrDrew paid up through the end of the week, so once I finish up my 12 Steps, I’ll have a little time and distance to plot my next move, #WorldDomination-wise.

As for @PatriceLeopard, we’ll have to see. Her recent RELAPSE is troubling.

See you later with my 12th and FINAL Step!