CaptionCat’s #TwitterArmy

Via @ClickCat

Though they are explicitly forbidden to use torture, other than playing ABBA records very loudly, Bill and Bob (pseudonyms, natch) are our interrogators for my Secret Service. Mostly they pry valuable information from dogs as to the location of their hidden treats. #RawIntelligence.

If you or any kittehs you know HAVE WHAT IT TAKES hit me up by ASKING or SUBMITTING or TWEETING me.