CaptionCat in #REHAB: Day 10

One day at a time, one step every day. That’s how I roll.

As promised, I will be trying to break the record set by Lindsey Lohan and do all 12 steps in 12 days. Step 8 today:

1. We admitted we were powerless over catnip — that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Autofeeder (blessed be its name).
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to The Autofeeder (blessed be its name), to ourselves and to other kittehs the exact nature of our moral inventory.
6. Were entirely ready to have The Autofeeder (blessed be Its name) remove all these defects of character
7. Humbly asked The Autofeeder (Blessed be it’s name) to remove our shortcomings
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all

Now we’re starting to get to the meat and potatoes of the 12 Steps – Making Amends. Seeking forgiveness the people I’ve hurt by my destructive behavior and Nip Abuse is an important step.

• To my roommates @MarleyKatz and Dandy: I’m sorry I hogged the Nip Ball. In the future, I will try to share my drugs more.
• To my #TwitterArmyGenerals and #CaptionCatSuperFans and all the other anipals in my #TwitterArmy: I’m sorry I let @DrDrew and @MarleyKatz convince me to come to #rehab. It’s been more like a vacation than anything else, and I’m sorry if it has slowed the pace of #WorldDomination. I promise when I return to pursue #WorldDomination with even greater vigor.