CaptionCat in #REHAB: Day 9

One day at a time, one step every day. That’s how I roll. Even though I had to skip a Step yesterday do to being BUSTED, I am going to do TWO today to make up for it.

As promised, I will be trying to break the record set by Lindsey Lohan and do all 12 steps in 12 days. Step 4 today:

1. We admitted we were powerless over catnip — that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Autofeeder (blessed be its name).
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to The Autofeeder (blessed be its name), to ourselves and to other kittehs the exact nature of our moral inventory.
6. Were entirely ready to have The Autofeeder (blessed be Its name) remove all these defects of character
7. Humbly asked The Autofeeder (Blessed be it’s name) to remove our shortcomings

Honestly, I feel like these steps are starting to get repetitive, and frankly I was looking for more of a challenge when I got here. The relationship I have with The Autofeeder (blessed be It’s name) transcends this sort of nonsense. It has already removed all my defects and shortcomings through the twice daily provision of Quality Noms.

To open up my heart further to The Autofeeder (blessed be It’s name) would be an impossibility.