CaptionCat in #REHAB: Day 7

One day at a time, one step every day. Thant’s how I roll.

As promised, I will be trying to break the record set by Lindsey Lohan and do all 12 steps in 12 days. Step 4 today:

1. We admitted we were powerless over catnip — that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Autofeeder (blessed be its name).
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to The Autofeeder (blessed be its name), to ourselves and to other kittehs the exact nature of our moral inventory.

In Step 4 I took a Moral Inventory and discovered that:

• I’m AWESOME
• I TOTALLY DOMINATE
• Everyone loves me

Now in Step 5, I guess I just need to tell another kitteh and the AutoFeeder (blessed be its name) that I’m Totally AWESOME and that I Totally DOMINATE and that everybody loves me, even if sometimes I get a little too AWESOME.

Duh, I already blogged that mess yesterday, so really, I took care of steps 4 and 5 at the same time. I’m taking the day off, Steps-wise and I’m still going to blow away LiLo’s record! BOOM to the BOOM.

Wow! This 12-stepping is EASY! I don’t know what @CharlieSheen was complaining about.