CaptionCat in #REHAB: Day 6

Another day, another step on the Road to Recovery…

As promised, I will be trying to break the record set by Lindsey Lohan and do all 12 steps in 12 days. Step 4 today:

1. We admitted we were powerless over catnip — that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Autofeeder.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

Step 4 is a DOOZY! Lemme see:

• I’m AWESOME
• I TOTALLY DOMINATE
• Everyone loves me

I think that about covers it! Wow! This 12-stepping is EASY! I don’t know what @CharlieSheen was complaining about.