CaptionCat in #REHAB: Day 5

Oh yeah, things are really going super-awesome here at The Kitty Ford Center. I can feel myself getting stronger every day.

As promised, I will be trying to break the record set by Lindsey Lohan and do all 12 steps in 12 days. Step 3 today:

1. We admitted we were powerless over catnip — that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Autofeeder.

I have no problems here with Step 3. The Autofeeder nourishes me and cares for me already! This 12-stepping is EASY! I don’t know what @CharlieSheen was complaining about.