CaptionCat in #REHAB: Day 5

Everyone is assigned four councilors and doctors here at The Kitty Ford Center. Dr. Fuzzybaum is my main therapist and Dr. TabbyKatz is my family therapist. This is my drug councilor, Peanut. She’s a former gang member and hardcore nip-abuser who turned her life around and is now helping others! One long, hard stare from her and you’ll be #ScaredStraight.

Problem is, Peanut’s not as much of a buster as my doctors, who will swallow any nonsense I tell them. As I mentioned before, I like to tell all sorts of crazy stories to the docs, just for the LULZ, because their reactions are PRICELESS. The sicker the story, the more excited they get.

Peanut, on the other hand, isn’t like them and totally busted me when I tried to tell her that my mother sold me into white-and-gray slavery for a packet of Greenies. Sorry, Peanut, I didn’t realizes you weren’t as gullible as the others.

More updates later when I can pull out my #ContabandiPhone

(by Nana Lutea)