CaptionCat in #REHAB: Day 3

As I mentioned before, everyone is assigned four councilors and doctors here at The Kitty Ford Center. Dr. Fuzzybaum is my main therapist, but this is my family therapist, Dr. Tabbykatz. She’s a bit of a pill as you can see. The hipster glasses, the constant use of shrink jargon, the “soothing” voice. Just 2 visits with her and she’s already wearing on my last nerve.

As I said before, I’m just telling lots of tall tales to my shrinks here, just for the LULZ. Today I told her that my mother ate the runt of our litter. You should have seen her eyes light up when I said that! What a tool. Truth: no such thing happened.

More updates later when I can pull out my #ContabandiPhone

(Photo by Molly Hare)