I received this VERY interesting MANIFESTO last night. It is from someone who clearly has a DEEP and SUBTLE understanding of #WorldDomination. Thanks Tina!

What up Tumblrockerz!? It’s I, CaptionTina with CaptionCat and we are the CaptionGirls (AKA The CaptionSisters) with a new onlook to the future! The Ginger, @KingMarleyKatz and Lu and I will have our on #MI’s. We have FAQ’s:

1.) CaptionTina, why are you……. hyper!? 

A. Two things, ADHD and SHUT THE FIRETRUCK!

2. Why are you so… Obsessed!?

A. I dunno!? 

3. Why are you so amazing!? 

A. Cauz we are. SO SHUTIT!

4. LIKE OMB THAT'Z CAPTIONCAT AND CAPTIONTINA! WE GOT TO LIK ASK HER A QUESTION! SO LIK HOW’S TEH ‘NIP!? 

A. WTH!? Why on Irk are you fangirling about us!? Jez, you don’t have to THAT far. And it’s good, We have lisences. WE GET STONED WHEN WE WANNA!

So yeah,we’re celebs. And one thing, Don’t fangirl out on us. So wrong'ed. Watch out for my #MajorInitiatives and Lu’s! at Ginger must be *coughDEADcough* I’m not just gunna stand there and watch Zim get away with his things he do. Yea, we cool like that.