PRWire

4/30/11

#MajorAnnouncement

I have magnanimously agreed to allow my Frenemy, @MarleyKatz to continue with his Tumblr. I know, my generosity is overwhelming. I still require his #HandsomeGingerLooks to complete my life’s mission of #WorldDomination, and I must not let short-term considerations interfere with my plans.

However, I have extracted an unusual number of #HugeConcessions from him in the negotiating process. To wit:

• I get right-of-first-refusal to the auto-feeder both in the morning and in the evening
• For every one of his posts on Tumblr, he has to give me one of his Greenies. For every reblog from MyNameIs.Lu, he will get one Greenie returned (let him try and claim it!)
• I get right-of-first-refusal to the spot on the queen bed that gets good sun.
• Only I get to #RideTheRoomba
• He may only Hit The Nip after I am fully sated.
• I get right-of-first-refusal to the good cardboard box. You know, the one over by the heating vent.

I am happy to report that both sides are pleased with the outlined agreement. I know because I am not just his director-producer-litigant, I am also his manager and attorney. Totally NOT a conflict of interest.

What do you think? I know, I’m totally a DEALMAKER like one of my heros, Donald Trump.

CaptionCat is a #TOTALWORLDDOMINATOR who’s #OscarBait films and #GrammyWinning singles have delighted millions worldwide. She is also TOTALLY DOMINATING social media, which is pretty awesome.

Look for a press release on next week’s #MajorInitiative, coming later this weekend.

CaptionCat out!