I’m counting down my ALL-TIME TOP-FIFTEEN DOMINANT KITTEHS this week. Previous entries are here.

4. Bill the Cat

Superpowers: Too numerous to mention

What a kitteh! Bill has pretty much done it all from feature films (Orangestoke: The Legend of Bill) to playing electric tongue in the seminal heavy metal band Deathtongue to running for President while dead. He even died in a fiery wreck and was cloned from his tongue, the only thing to survive. Blatantly refusing to live by The Man’s rules, Bill sold secrets to the Soviets, blew up Chernobyl, and had his brain replaced by Donald Trump’s.

Finally, Bill dated both Jeanne Kirkpatrick and Paris Hilton. Who else can say that?