I’m counting down my ALL-TIME TOP-FIFTEEN DOMINANT KITTEHS this week. Previous entries are here.

5. Cheshire Cat

Superpowers: TOTAL CONFUSION

Yet another of my relatives on the list. SWAG and DOMINANCE is in the genes, you know. 

We all know that part of the KITTEH POWER is our power to leave all other species totally perplexed by our behavior. How often have you heard, “Oh what is that KITTEH up to now?” My great, great Uncle Cheshire just baffles everyone around him. Queen of Hearts wants to chop off his head? He disappears his body. Alice needs directions? He sends her off in three different ways. That’ll teach ‘em to try and understand TEH KITTEHS!