I’m counting down my ALL-TIME TOP-FIFTEEN DOMINANT KITTEHS this week. Yesterday’s entries are here.

11. Keyboard Cat

Superpowers: musical genius, plays off those who need it

Keyboard Cat is a distant relative on my father’s side (you can tell by the same last name). He DOMINATES cheesy 1980s synth and provides a welcome exit for anyone who really needs it.

Play me off, Keyboard Cat.