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4/15/2011

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

#MajorInitiative

In the wake of my #HistoricCollaboration with @MarleyKatz, the critically-acclaimed, #MidnightGinger, I will clearly win #MultipleOscars. I figure I’m pretty much a shoe-in for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Supporting Actress and Best Editor. As promised, #MidnightGinger has made an indelible mark on worldwide culture. I know, I’m so TOTALLY awesome. You’re welcome.

But, like Alexander the Great, I wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer, until I realized #MyHero Tracy Jordan was working on an EGOT – Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony.

#BOOM

So today, I, Lu, announce my first Grammy-winning single (sure to win Best Song, Best Record and best Female Pop Vocal). It will drop VERY soon, so please try and keep your anxious anticipation in check. I am in the studio right now laying down tracks like John Henry. I may even throw some kazoo on this bitch. #BelieveIt.

And don’t forget to check out my previous #HitSingle, Sounds of Swag

Sounds of Swag by CaptionCat

CaptionCat is a world-renowned filmmaker, musical artist and ALL-AROUND DOMINATOR, whose previous Oscar-considered hits “#MidnightGinger”, “#EpicRager” and “#Shine” have delighted millions worldwide, and she is also totally #Dominating social media. #BelieveIt!

#WorldDomination, y’all! Check out my previous films by clicking the links above or on my Youtube Channel.

CaptionCat out.