What up, Tumblr? It’s me, your girl CaptionCat! I have a lot of new followers (because I’m TOTALLY AWESOME), so I thought this might be a good time to reintroduce myself. I’m a cat who communicates to the world through Captioned Photos and Videos of myself. Also, I have a plan for #WorldDomination which is going really, really well. Currently, I am in #PhaseFour of my plan which involves my #TotalDomination of all social media. That too is going really, realy well

While y'all wait for me to drop my latest Oscar-considered masterpiece, I, Lu, am re-releasing my previous films so latecomers can catch up. Remember, you can always find my latest films on my TwitVid page. You can also Follow Me on The Twitter and don’t forget to Like Me and Friend Me on The Facebook.

This first film is titled “#ShwarmaAttack”. It’s a sexy thriller about a young cat who is a high-powered CEO by day and a laser-focused Beef Shwarma Hunter by night. It lets me show off my Awesome Hunting Technique. Rated: SAVAGE! It also features CaptionCat’s Official Theme Music, “Because I’m Awesome” by the similarly awesome Dollyrots.

Throughout today, I will re-releasing these epic Oscar-considered film, which have forever changed the way we look at cinema. Forever.

CaptionCat out!