CaptionCat’s #WorldDomination World Tour
So, I have completed the Israeli leg of my world tour, and as expected it has been an unmitigated success.
Tirelessly, I travelled back and forth between Jerusalem and the West Bank to find some sort of basis for compromise between Netanyahu and Abbas.
Needless to say this was a tough nut to crack, but is just the sort of rigorous diplomatic action that my #WorldDomination World Tour was made for.
What the situation called for was confidence building measures on both sides. This is where my lifelong Noms experience came in handy.
We issued the following joint communique.
Benjamin Netanyahu
Mahmoud Abbas
CaptionCat
2/16/2012
We hereby agree that shawerma is AWESOME and should be enjoyed on pita.
OK, baby steps maybe, but still a huge breakthrough to get these two to agree on anything.
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