Seriously? You have to ask?

I am CaptionCat. I communicate to the world via Captioned Photos and Videos of myself, which is pretty awesome. Also, I have a plan for World Domination! 

Really the thing most salient to you, dear reader, is that I pretty much DOMINATE all social media. In the words of my friend, mentor, sensei and former lover @KanyeWest:

My thoughts on Twitter so far… at the end of the day, damnit I’m killing this!!!

Indeed, Yeezy, but I have expanded my reach from Twitter to my main home here at Tumblr, Facebook, Youtube, Vimeo, SoundCloud, GrooveShark, Blip.tv, Blip.fm and more. But seriously, even I can’t figure out what MySpace is for.

I make #OscarBait films and #GrammyConsidered singles. We have done #KanyeWeek and looked at my Top 15 All-Time DOMINATING Kittehs. And I am always on the lookout for new soldiers in my #TwitterArmy.

You will also see a lot of my roommate and FRENEMY, @MarleyKatz. He’s a Ginger. ‘Nuff said.

Who knows what the future holds, but I do know this:

Wherever I go…

Whatever I do…

I will DOMINATE.

#SoLetItBeWritten

#SoLetItBeDone